I'm Beth, I'm 20, My dad's Gary, drives me around in his Honda Civic S-Type.
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
Tinder for shoes. Now you’re talking.

me trying to comfort a friend
Crimped my hair today. Like a boss. A 1995 boss.
Leaving uni books next to my dad’s bottle of wine.